Thankfully, the Opera Tattler doesn't expose hers because I'm sure it would shame us all. I've often wondered what Herr Feldheim's looks like, but he keeps it to himself. Frankly I'm surprised Brian hasn't shown his, but then again maybe that's best because I'm sure its huge.

However, I've checked out Patrick's a few times and cast envious glances at Lisa's more than once and while I'll be the first to admit it's not as impressive as theirs are, they've inspired me to expose my own.