All's happy here
The San Francisco Symphony and their musicians have reached tentative agreement for a 26-month contract. No further details will be released until it's no longer tentative. In the meantime, concerts resume this Tuesday.
Regardless of who gains what, it can't be anything but a Pyrrhic victory and that's that. Put that damn cigarette out, won't you, and let's dance? The band's getting ready to play.

Mark Rudio